How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

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Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

Sea Lion Jokes More Sea Lion Jokes

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

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How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

What's the difference between a seal and sea lion?

One electron

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!