How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

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What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

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Why did the joke on /r/jokes get removed?

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How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

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What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!