How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

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Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

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Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...