How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

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What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

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What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

an electron

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

What does Kim Jong Un do when he's angry?

removed

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Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.