What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do Canadians put on their steaks?

Eh-1 (Sorry)

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

Canadian Club Jokes More Canadian Club Jokes

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

Counter Jokes More Counter Jokes

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.