What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What is a Canadian's Favorite Game?

Sorry!

Why are Canadians atheist?

Because they are Eh-theists.

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

Canadian Club Jokes More Canadian Club Jokes

What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

Counter Jokes More Counter Jokes

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.