What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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Who's sorry now?

First question on Canadian citizenship exam

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

Please Get Out The Pool"

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What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

breaking the seal on a rock.

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

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How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."