What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

What's a Canadian's favourite weapon?

An Eh k-47

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

Canadian Club Jokes More Canadian Club Jokes

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

Counter Jokes More Counter Jokes

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.