Canadian Club Jokes

What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

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What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

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What's a seal's favorite drink?

Canadian Club on the rocks.

What is a seal's favorite drink?

Club soda

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How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

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How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended

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Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

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How many tickles does it take to pleasure an anime character?

Ten.

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"