Canadian Club Jokes

What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

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What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

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Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

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What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

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Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

Counter Jokes More Counter Jokes

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

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What is a seal's favorite drink?

Club soda

What's a seal's favorite drink?

Canadian Club on the rocks.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes?

Eh.