Canadian Club Jokes

What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

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What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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What's a seal's favorite drink?

Canadian Club on the rocks.

What is a seal's favorite drink?

Club soda

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Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

Counter Jokes More Counter Jokes

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself?

Wax off

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

What do you call a canadian girl that can not sing?

Justin Bieber