Canadian Club Jokes

What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

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What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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What's a seal's favorite drink?

Canadian Club on the rocks.

What is a seal's favorite drink?

Club soda

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

Counter Jokes More Counter Jokes

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?

IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!