Canadian Club Jokes

What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

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What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

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How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

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What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

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What did the deaf bug order at the bar?

A Bee-Ear

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

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What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How many days are there in Canadian February?

About Twenty, eh.

Who's sorry now?

First question on Canadian citizenship exam

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Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

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What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

Why does the Earth love geologists?

They really get it's rocks off