Canadian Club Jokes

What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

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What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

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What is a seal's favorite drink?

Club soda

What's a seal's favorite drink?

Canadian Club on the rocks.

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What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

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Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

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Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

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Why do you always exchange your Canadian dollars to USD?

It makes no sense!" "Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

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What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

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What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.