Canadian Club Jokes

What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

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What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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What is a seal's favorite drink?

Club soda

What's a seal's favorite drink?

Canadian Club on the rocks.

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What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

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Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

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How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."

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How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do you call an attractive bee who goes to bars?

A bar-bee!

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

so we can both sound useless.

What about over there?

she said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1 and 9 only." "Well, why is that stopping you " "I'm 23."