What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

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How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

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Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

What's a cats favourite alcoholic drink?

Whiskers on the rocks

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What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

Morgan.