What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

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Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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What's the crackhead's favorite song?

I wanna rock!

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

Morgan.

What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.