What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

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Why do feminists hate the post the USPS?

Cause it's an all mail business.

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

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Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?

IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

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What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

Morgan.