What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

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Why was the young strawberry upset?

Cause his mom was in a jam. :(

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

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Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!

What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

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What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

Morgan.