M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.
Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..
Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.
A. So they can park in handicapped zones.
Because he was Snowden...
Febrewery
Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
They couldn't find a table.
Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.
Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.
The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.
OCDC
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
Neighbor.
