Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

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How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

When does karaoke start?

Him: Never. Me: But I put my "I Karaoke" t-shirt on. Him: We noticed. Me: This is the worst funeral ever.

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

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How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

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What has 50 legs but cant walk ?

Half a centipede !

How do you find the Pun Bar?

You just walk into it

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Where do beers go to pick up girls?

Ho Gardens

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

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What is 667?

The neighbor of the beast.

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor