Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.

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Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

What is the difference between Digg and Reddit?

People can Voat.

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Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

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What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

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What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.