Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

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What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

A. Artificial intelligence.

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

Why don't they have a WHITE history month?

Why don't they have NON-handicapped parking spaces Why's there no cemetery for ALIVE people