Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a bunch of people buying non-brand name ice skates?

Cheapskates getting cheap skates

How do people look at the internet?

Me: How Him: With their google-y eyes

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

Watch this!

What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.