Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.

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Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

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Where do lightbulbs die?

Offswitch.

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why don't they have a WHITE history month?

Why don't they have NON-handicapped parking spaces Why's there no cemetery for ALIVE people

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.