Cemetery Jokes

Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

Where is the best place to hide a dead body?

A cemetery

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

Why don't they have a WHITE history month?

Why don't they have NON-handicapped parking spaces Why's there no cemetery for ALIVE people

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

Where ya been?

Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

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