What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Where is the best place to hide a dead body?

A cemetery

Why don't they have a WHITE history month?

Why don't they have NON-handicapped parking spaces Why's there no cemetery for ALIVE people

Lavatory Jokes More Lavatory Jokes

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!