What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

Lavatory Jokes More Lavatory Jokes

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.