What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Where ya been?

Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

Lavatory Jokes More Lavatory Jokes

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.