What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

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Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

Lavatory Jokes More Lavatory Jokes

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!