What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua?

Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

Why did the console peasant cross the road ?

To render buildings on the other side

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!