What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?

Sparky.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of music does a factory worker listen to?

Industrial Metal

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!