What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

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What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

What did Helen Keller name her dog?

akjnveoajknoea

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What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

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What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

What kind of television do horses like?

A: Saddle-lite TV

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Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

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Where do muslim terrorists go when they die?

INTO BUILDINGS

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)