What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

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What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

What's the wrong way to feed the cat?

to the dog.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of ring is the least exciting?

A BOring

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali