What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

Why did the console cross the road?

To render the buildings on the other side

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)