What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

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What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

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What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

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What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

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How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"

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What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali