What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

Who says building a border wall wont work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

What do you call a paralyzed clown with his tongue cut out?

BEST MIME EVER!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.