What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

What do angry beavers build?

DAMNITS!

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How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

How do you cut the Roman Empire in half?

With a pair of Caesars!

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Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"