What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

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What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What are bananas high in?

Trees!

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

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What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam