What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.