What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.