Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

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Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

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What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store?

Looking for the tight seal

Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

To find a tight seal

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Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

What do walruses and tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.