Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

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What does a walrus have in common with tupperware?

They both like a tight seal

Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

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Why do walruses just love a Tupperware party?

Theyre always on the lookout for a tight seal.

Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

To find a tight seal

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Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.