Why are all Stormtroopers virgins?

Because they don't hit anything.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

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What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.