The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.
An amber alert was issued
He got Pasta-toots.
He got kilt.
Their Injun died on them!
There was bad beef between them
There are two black people fighting.
The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe
Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die
Because they all wear red shirts