What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

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What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!

Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

What are snails trying to do?

Their best

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What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common?

You guessed it: we're all white.

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

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What do you call a coast ghost that's a guest at a celebrity ghost roast?

A ghost toastie!

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!