What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

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What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

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What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

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What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

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Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

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Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

What do you call a coast ghost that's a guest at a celebrity ghost roast?

A ghost toastie!