What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

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What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door

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What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.