What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

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Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

Guest Jokes More Guest Jokes

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!