What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

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How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

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Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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What do you call a master at guessing Anime characters?

Guesu

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.