What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

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What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common?

They are both always trying to get a Pikachu.

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What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common?

You guessed it: we're all white.

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.