He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.
Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.
He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.
Raisin bran
Because tea leaves.
Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.
Your spinning me a yarn here !
Because they were being "brewed"
Because Boston has all the cups!
Guess we're wombmates!
Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !
Disco Stew!
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?