What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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What happens when you put your grandma on speedial?

You get Insta-Gram

What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

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What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

Where can you find a paraplegic man?

Right where you left him.

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What were you doing?

flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

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What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

How Moses makes his tea?

Hebrews it.

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What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

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What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.