What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

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What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

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What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

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What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

What do you call a coast ghost that's a guest at a celebrity ghost roast?

A ghost toastie!