What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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What do you call a thief with steel armor?

A stealer!!!!!

How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

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Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears