What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

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How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

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Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)