Psychopaths. (I hate myself)
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(
They take the psychopath.
Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.
Funicula
A dogwood
ever seen the trail a slug leaves?
It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.
The psychopath
Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.
A lunartic.