How does a crazy person get out of the woods?

They take the psychopath.

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What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

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Whats the difference from a terrorist and a psychopath?

A llahu akbar

How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

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How does a crazy person get out of the woods?

They take the psychopath.

What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.