Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.

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What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What do you mean I can't change the past?

logs on to Wikipedia*

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

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Whats the difference from a terrorist and a psychopath?

A llahu akbar

How does a crazy person get out of the woods?

They take the psychopath.