How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

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How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

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How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One..... Or two...

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Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

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What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

What are apricots?

Where monkeys sleep.