None. Monkeys screw in trees.
and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "
Zero, its already lit
They could not do it, they are all autistic.
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
Snoop Log
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
Because it was dead.
