How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

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How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

How many sound guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, two... One, two.

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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes eight million years.

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What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D