How many Sanders supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question, they can't change anything.

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just hire a mexican to do it.

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How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!

How many Libertarian Capitalists does it take to change a light bulb?

I ain't buyin those fancy Big-Government ones. The free market idn't ready.

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How many Sanders supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question, they can't change anything.

How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market?

A coup.