How many Social Justice Warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is.

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How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

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What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

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How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?

A: When the other tenors notice.

Where were you?

Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota

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How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.

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What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

Why do social justice warriors hate math?

all the inequalities