More guns.
Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!
Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.
Trick question, they can't change anything.
Addadictomy.
Because they carry guns instead
The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"
A: More guns.
Both will never get a college degree.
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.