How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

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How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are Dave Matthews fans

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

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How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.

How many white girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well, it has to be an odd number, because they literally cannot even.

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How do you cure depression?

A gun.

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

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What do NRA members and the UCC shooting victims have in common?

Both will never get a college degree.

What's the difference between David Blaine and the NRA?

The former has a cunning array of stunts

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.