How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

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How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

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How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: More guns.

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: More guns.

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: More guns.

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.