YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!
Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!
Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.
Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
There still working on it...
THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!
The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"
You don't know cause you weren't there