YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!
Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.
None. They just sit in the dark and cry.
Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.
None, he lets the knives do the work
THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!
You weren't there, man!