Vietnam Vet Jokes

How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know cause you weren't there

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How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!

How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb?

YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!

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How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know cause you weren't there

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.