What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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American Jokes More American Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

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What's the most stupid part about telling a rude joke on Reddit?

Offensive)

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

he asks with a large smile on his face.

What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

Nevermind Jokes More Nevermind Jokes

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What's the most annoying thing someone can say?

Nevermind.