What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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What different about an American Christmas from a Spanish one?

Noel.

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

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Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

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How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*