What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

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What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

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How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

Who's there ! Billy Bragg ! Billy Bragg who ?

Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it !

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What can guys call it?

How about bleeding white

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

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What's the most annoying thing someone can say?

Nevermind.

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway