What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?

Allahu Akhbarrrr"

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

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Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

What does one chauvinist say to the other?

There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!

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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?

A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.

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What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What's that one place in Thailand called?

Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.