What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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Why do Asians like to have military time on?

So they can do math

What do cows like to line dance to ?

Any kind of moosic you like !

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What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

How can you tell if a clock is hungry?

It goes back for seconds

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What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

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What is she doing?

the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What's the most annoying thing someone can say?

Nevermind.