What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

Why are American police officers so bad at snooker?

They always shoot the black

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Why didn't the construction worker like to get wet?

Because he didn't drywall.

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

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How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

What would be Jeopardy?

If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.

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What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

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What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What's that one place in Thailand called?

Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.