What would you guys like to ask an Amer...

What do you call a American football team full of retards?

Special teams

What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

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How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

A: She sneezes.

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

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What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

What can guys call it?

How about bleeding white

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How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo?

Julio

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway