What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Why did the native american hate snow?

It's white and on his land.

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Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

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How do you tell if you're a real gangster?

Take a blud test OC

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

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What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

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How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

What's the most annoying thing someone can say?

Nevermind.