What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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What do you call someone who speaks two languages?

Q: What do you call someone who speaks two languages? A: Bilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks three or more languages? A: Multilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks one language? A: American

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

Why do liberal courts don't work?

Because they don't like to judge anyone.

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What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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What should it sound like when it's connecting?

guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls

How many ways are there to please a guy?

Three way.

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What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream?

Sure, Bert!

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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What's the most annoying thing someone can say?

Nevermind.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*