What does one chauvinist say to the other?

There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!

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What is life like for a wood worm ?

Boring !

Why is it called "the circle of life"?

Because it's pointless.

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What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

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Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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What does one chauvinist say to the other?

There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!

How many Chauvinists does it take to Change a Lightbulb?

None, because chauvinists can't change anything.