What does one chauvinist say to the other?

There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!

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How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

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What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

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What does one chauvinist say to the other?

There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!

How many Chauvinists does it take to Change a Lightbulb?

None, because chauvinists can't change anything.