What does one chauvinist say to the other?

There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!

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Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

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What do you call a man who used to like tractors?

An extractor fan!

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What does one chauvinist say to the other?

There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!

How many Chauvinists does it take to Change a Lightbulb?

None, because chauvinists can't change anything.