How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

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What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti?

A Pastafarian.

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What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

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Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.