Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

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What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

Why was the welder such a gossip?

Because he liked to meddle.

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Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

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Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper