Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

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What do you call someone who doesn't like food fights?

A pasta-fist.

What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

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What cows give each other when they meet?

A: A milkshake.

What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

How do trains from different countries understand each other?

With a trainslator

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Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)