Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

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What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

Where does lonely soup go?

To a brothel.

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What do you call a Chinese guy with one leg?

Thai-Won Shu.

What's a Chinese dentist's favorite time?

Tooth Hurty

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What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

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How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin

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What do Terrorist Witches ride?

Boomsticks

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.