To get laid.
Because he had bad pickups
Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
Hodor
Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.
An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.
A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
You can't ride your bike on a sociopath
They're two-tired.
Dual air bags.
He was two tired
