Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why can't the bike stand by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.