Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

Lean Jokes More Lean Jokes

Why are black man's palms white?

Because they are always leaning against cop cars.

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.