Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.

Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

Lean Jokes More Lean Jokes

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

Why are black man's palms white?

Because they are always leaning against cop cars.