Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

Why is PTSD like riding a bike?

You never forget

Lean Jokes More Lean Jokes

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

Why is the leaning tower of Pisa in Italy?

It's Italicized