What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

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What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

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What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

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What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

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What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.