What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

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What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

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What kind of cancer was Jar Jar diagnosed with?

Meesathelioma.

What kind of computer can't sing?

A Dell

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

Why is physics inherently racist?

There's only two types of bodies: the free body and the black body.

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Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

Why is the leaning tower of Pisa in Italy?

It's Italicized