What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

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Where were you wanting to go ?

then not go, then go, then not go, then get bored and juggle

What do we want...?

LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!" When do we want it "NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW"

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Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

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What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

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How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

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