What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

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Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

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What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

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What is the movie name?

Independence Day

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland ?

Independence Day

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What do you call a white person on fire?

A firecracker.

What do you call a burning white guy?

A firecracker