What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

What do they call number 17 in black jack ?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

because he was using too much fowl language

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Independence Day Jokes More Independence Day Jokes

When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

Firecracker Jokes More Firecracker Jokes

What do you call a burning white guy?

A firecracker

What's a dragon's favorite snack?

A firecracker!