What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

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What the hell are you going to do with 30 dollars?

Why do you want 10 dollars

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

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Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

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What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland ?

Independence Day

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

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What do you call it when you said a redneck on fire?

A firecracker

What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!