Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

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When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

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What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

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What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

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Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!