Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

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What do you call a bear that is missing all of its teeth??

A Gummy Bear!

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

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What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

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What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

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What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.