Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

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What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?

Weight for it...

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

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Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

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Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

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What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.