because she couldn't control her pupils
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She was cross eyed.
He had only one pupil.
Maths teachers, they make everybody count.
Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.
Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
He only had one pupil.
Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !
Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.
Pupil: I get up early !
Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !
Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.
Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !
Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!
Pupil: Banana.
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!
Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!
Pupil: Stop taking baths
Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !
Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !
Pupil: Nobody I know!
Pupil: I want to know how it ends !
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends
Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
Pupil: The sausage!
Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up
pupil. doughnut.
They can't control their pupils.
Count up to 25 on his fingers.
19 Kids and Counting
OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.
Because it reminds them of home.
They don't like to get too close to the net!
He says "All net."
Tough getting by these days .
When the big hand touches the little one
Their teacher told them not to use tables!
Not one of them uses a musket =( justsayian
Steal a chicken
You ask them to leave.
Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.
