because she couldn't control her pupils
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She was cross eyed.
He had only one pupil.
Maths teachers, they make everybody count.
Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.
Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
He only had one pupil.
Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!
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Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !
Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.
Pupil: I get up early !
Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !
Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.
Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !
Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!
Pupil: Banana.
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!
Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!
Pupil: Stop taking baths
Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !
Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !
Pupil: Nobody I know!
Pupil: I want to know how it ends !
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends
Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
Pupil: The sausage!
Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up
pupil. doughnut.
They can't control their pupils.
They don't like getting close to the net!
www.oody www.oodpecker.
I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"
Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."
A trail mix!
They're huge metal fans.
The parrot says, "Detroit."
Polyunsaturated
Because they always miss the joke
That's a missed-steak"
One Nougat-Byte
Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?
A minimum.
Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd
