because she couldn't control her pupils
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She was cross eyed.
He had only one pupil.
Maths teachers, they make everybody count.
Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.
Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
He only had one pupil.
Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!
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Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !
Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.
Pupil: I get up early !
Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !
Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.
Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !
Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!
Pupil: Banana.
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!
Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!
Pupil: Stop taking baths
Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !
Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !
Pupil: Nobody I know!
Pupil: I want to know how it ends !
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends
Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
Pupil: The sausage!
Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up
pupil. doughnut.
They can't control their pupils.
She thought he was too controlling.
They are both controlled by little green men.
She hated being microbe-managed.
Because it was making him moody.
The power is on and you're connected to the internet.
Thomas the Search Engine.
Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.
What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.
A carrot. :
Short John Silver!
C4 yourself!
Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace
Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!
Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)
