What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?

A thyme machine.

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What do you call stuffing an orifice with chilies?

Jalapenetration.

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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What do you call an avid gardener?

Herb

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

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What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?

A thyme machine.

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it