What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?

A thyme machine.

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Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

Herb Jokes More Herb Jokes

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs?

PARSLEYMONIOUS

Computer Disk Drive Jokes More Computer Disk Drive Jokes

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?

A thyme machine.