Why do people take acid at raves?

Because there's so much base.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

Who's there ! Acid ! Acid who ?

Acidently on purpose !

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Rave Jokes More Rave Jokes

What do robots do at the rave?

They torque.

How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.