Because there's so much base.
What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.
Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.
To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.
A trip without the kids.
They both get better when you drop the "base".
Because 7,10,11!
Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling
They torque.