What do robots do at the rave?

They torque.

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What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

What do robots do at the rave?

They torque.

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Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.