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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

What is the largest moth the world has ever seen?

A mammoth

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

What is the best anti-joke you know?

Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.