How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

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What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

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What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

an asymp-tote*

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.