How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

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How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

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What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

Why does it have to be a white Christmas?

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