How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

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When does a dyslexic person know they've bought the wrong SUV?

When they're in Denali.

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

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What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.