How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

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What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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Why does it have to be a white Christmas?

BlackChristmasMatters

What's the KKK's favorite Christmas song?

White Christmas.