What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even..."

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What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

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Because they have no attachments.

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What do romantic fish sing to each other?

Salmon-chanted evening !

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!