What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even..."

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What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

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Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?

The box said 2-4 years!

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even..."

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What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even..."