White Christmas Jokes

What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas

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What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

What's the KKK's favorite Christmas song?

White Christmas.

What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

Why does it have to be a white Christmas?

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What do you call 7 Irish guys singing "White Christmas?

Racist.

How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.