What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

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What did Timmy get for Christmas?

Cancer

What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

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Why does it have to be a white Christmas?

BlackChristmasMatters

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

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What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.