What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

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What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

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Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

Why does it have to be a white Christmas?

BlackChristmasMatters

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What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(