What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

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Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight."

What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why don't black people dream?

The last black man to have a dream got shot.

Why do black people have nightmares?

Because one had a dream and died

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Why does it have to be a white Christmas?

BlackChristmasMatters

What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

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Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.