What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

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What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

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Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives?

Asbestos they can.

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How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

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Where do rabbits go after their wedding?

On their bunnymoon.

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

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How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?

With a hare dryer!

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.