What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

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What happens when a linguist gets sick?

Plosive diarrhea

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

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What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

Why are the nordic countries the best countries to live in?

Their flags are big plusses.

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What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks?

Nice to meet you both.

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

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What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

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What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.