What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

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What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

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Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

What do black Eskimos live in?

A nigloo.

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Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line!

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

What do you call it when you dream about getting married?

Bed wedding.

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.