What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

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What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

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What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.