What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

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What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

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Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now

Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction