What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

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Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.

What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!

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What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.

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Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

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What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

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What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

Why couldn't they save the shipwrecked hippies?

They were too far out, man.