What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

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What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

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Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

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Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

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How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

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What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

Why couldn't they save the shipwrecked hippies?

They were too far out, man.