Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?

Because they're two tired

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.