Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

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What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper"

What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull

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What do you call a Mexican dessert that won't sink?

Or) What do you call an effeminate Mexican custard Flanboyant Muy terrible. I know.

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.