What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper"

Previous Random Joke Next
Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

What do blind people think of a basketball?

It's a never ending story.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

What should you do if you're cold?

Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.

Goal Post Jokes More Goal Post Jokes

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper"

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

Keeper Jokes More Keeper Jokes

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper"