What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper"

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What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

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Why did the goal post get angry ?

Because the bar was rattled !

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

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Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper"