What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper"

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What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was too tired...

Why can't the bike stand by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

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What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper"

Why did the goal post get angry ?

Because the bar was rattled !

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Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper