What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper"

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They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

What did YOU think I'm talking about?

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None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

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What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper"

Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

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Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper