What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

Annette Jokes More Annette Jokes

What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim?

Annette

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Goal Post Jokes More Goal Post Jokes

Why did the goal post get angry ?

Because the bar was rattled !

Why do people leave letters at the football ground ?

They want to catch the last goal-post !