What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

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What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

What is the saddest Olympic sport to watch?

Water Polio

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Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

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How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

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What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost