What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

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How do Russians watch online movies?

Nyetflix!

What's a sailor's favorite thing to watch at sunset?

Knot movies

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What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

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How do you identify a baboon?

Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!

How can you identify a French Infantryman?

Sunburned armpits.

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What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?

On television !