What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

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What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

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What do you call a white woman that identifies as black?

TransRachel - credit Jennie

What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

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What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

Why are black people getting stronger?

Because the televisions these days are getting heavier.