Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

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Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

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Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

uh.. I don't remember..

Why are blond jokes so short?

So men can remember them.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers?

Well hung.