Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

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What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

What's Santa's favourite heavy metal band?

Sleigher

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

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Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

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What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

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What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

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What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

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What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

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How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.