Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.
Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
Hoe, hoe, hoe.
I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.
Because Africa isn't a country.
7777-Batman
Got 'Em City.
Big Brudder is watching you
By watching the noose.
You stumped me!
WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.
She writes a Chopin Liszt.
A hummingbird
U and I.
You get an unpleasant vowel movement.
