Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

What does Batman get in his drink?

Just Ice

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

How do Russians watch online movies?

Nyetflix!

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears